Diddly Squat Farm Bollocks Candle
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The unique and leathery scent of my car seat, blended with hints of oakmoss and earthy spices. A totally unique and bespoke scent, created for Jeremy. There is no other smell like this.... in the world.
Fire up your life with our Bollocks Candle. Designed to add a touch of Jeremy’s cheeky charm to any room, this candle doesn’t just light up your space; it brings a smile to your face. Made from high-quality wax, it burns cleanly and evenly, filling your home with a deep leathery scent. Perfect for those moments when you need to sit back, relax, and say, 'Bollocks'. Whether as a gift or a treat for yourself, this candle is sure to be a conversation starter. Light it up and let the good times roll, isn't life too short for boring candles.
For every purchase of this Diddly Squat Farm product made on Ocado.com or zoom.ocado.com by 31st March 2027, 5p will be donated to The Ernest Cook Trust charity (Registered Charity No: 1146629) by each of Ocado Retail Limited and Diddly Squat Farm (the trading name of Curdle Hill Farm Limited) (10p in total) up to a maximum total donation of £20,000.
Buying this helps farmers farm. Find out why at diddlysquatfarmshop.com
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