About Quitting Hollywood
Quitting Hollywood is a pioneering British greeting card company that has been creating the UK's most chuckle-inducing cards since 1985. Founded in Essex, the company broke the mould of traditional greetings cards by revolutionising humorous card design in Britain, earning a loyal following over nearly four decades. The range spans every occasion imaginable—from age milestones and family celebrations to Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Easter, Diwali and everyday sends. Whether you prefer gently cheeky humour or decidedly rude comedy, Quitting Hollywood delivers laughs with their distinctive irreverent style. Standard cards measure approximately 7 x 5 inches and come blank inside for your personal message. Proudly British-made, all Quitting Hollywood cards and envelopes are produced solely in the UK using FSC-compliant materials, reflecting their commitment to sustainability and supporting local manufacturing. The designs are lovingly created in-house by their small but enthusiastic team at their Wickford, Essex headquarters. Beyond traditional greetings cards, Quitting Hollywood offers personalised options for those seeking bespoke funny messages. Their products are available through major UK supermarkets, Amazon UK, their own website and wholesale platforms including Faire. Compare Quitting Hollywood card prices across Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrisons and other retailers to find the perfect funny card for any celebration.























